Posts Tagged ‘Twistery’

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

The Tenth Day of Twistmas (Twistery #33) Solution

“As you deal so shall you die,” was scrawled in blood above the butchered meat-packing executive. Yellow petals were scattered on his body.

 

 

Solution.

Detective Inspector Stafford pointed a finger at the scrawled message. “What do you make of that then, son?”

“As you deal so shall you die,” said Detective Sergeant Ringer.

“I didn’t ask you to read it out. I asked you what you made of it.”

“Well, he dealt in meat.”

“Yes? And?”

“You know what they say…”

“No. What do they say?”

“Meat is murder.”

“They say that, do they? Who does?”

“Hardcore vegetarians. Militant vegans.”

Stafford shook his head wearily.

“What it’s saying,” continued Ringer undeterred, “is because he dealt in meat, he had to be murdered.”

“Nice. They won’t stand for a pig to be slaughtered, but they will cut down a human being in cold blood.”

“There’s no distinction, as far as they’re concerned.”

“Meat is murder,” said Stafford, musingly. “Is that it?”

“That’s right, sir.”

“No, lad. Murder is murder. Meat is dinner.”

“Yeah, well, Morrissey would disagree with you there.”

“Morrissey?”

“He wrote the song. Meat is Murder. When he was with the Smiths. It’s the title track of their second album.”

“Are you making this up? The Smiths? Some kind of group, is it?”

“That’s right, sir. Very big in the eighties. He was their lead singer. You must have heard of him, guv. You must have seen him on Top of the Pops. He used to prance around with a gladioli down his trousers.”

“And where is he now, this Morrissey?”

“He’s a successful solo artist these days, guv. Still putting out the CDs. Still touring. As a matter of fact, he’s got a gig in town tonight.”

“My, my, son,” said the inspector, looking down at the yellow petals scattered over the body. “It looks like you’ve solved one. ‘Bout bloody time.”

 


Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

The Ninth Day of Twistmas (Twistery #32) Solution

Actually, Twistery and solution all in one today:

It looked like a suicide pact. The 2 bodies lay together. But why the separate suicide notes & why had she shot herself & he taken poison?

Solution.

It didn’t add up.

In suicide pacts, those taking their own lives generally use the same method to do so. We might expect a joint suicide note, signed by both parties, explaining what has led them to this dreadful but mutual decision.

Admittedly, there might be one dominant party, the one who came up with the idea and somehow manipulated the other to join in. Not that much persuasion would be required. The other person was usually weak and passive and highly suggestible. And depressed, of course. Ripe for the act. All it needed was the idea to be put to them. “There is no way out of this, other than we kill ourselves.” Perhaps followed by: “I’ll do you first then do myself.”

And what of love? Didn’t love, in its most desperate, destructive guise, have some part to play in suicide pacts? Wasn’t it always the final act in a tragic love story? Two doomed lovers alone together against a hostile world. If one accepts mutual self-destruction as the ultimate romantic act, then yes, we might say some twisted, deluded version of love is usually at work.

Those who knew the couple were not surprised that there were two notes and that they had chosen two different methods. “They could never agree on anything,” was the generally held opinion.

And, frankly, the idea of them as doomed lovers was laughable. It was not Ginny and Johnny against the world. For as long as anyone could remember, it had been Ginny against Johnny, with the rest of the world called upon to take sides.

One explanation was that they had both had enough of the constant domestic warfare at precisely the same time. They had independently decided to take their own lives. The whole thing was a bizarre coincidence.

It’s true that there was a coincidental aspect to it. But it was not the coincidence of two desperate people deciding they were tired of living at the same moment. It was the coincidence of two people realising their other half had to die, and the best way to achieve that was to fake their partner’s suicide.

So as he wiped the gun for prints and placed it in his dead wife’s hand, the poison that he had already eaten (in the dinner she had prepared for him) was beginning to make him feel nauseous and weak.

As he slipped from consciousness, he couldn’t help smiling. The last thing he saw was his wife’s face. He thought that she had never looked so beautiful. And he remembered why, once, he really had loved her.


Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Eighth Day of Twistmas (Twistery #31) solution

Internally locked room. Victim alone, holding a box with a hole in it. Head blown apart. Locked in the box: a gun & a loop of fishing line.

 

 

 

Solution.

The box was made of ebony, with a mother-of-pearl motif inlaid into the lid. The design depicted Hermes Psychopompos – winged feet, winged helmet, guiding souls to the afterlife.

The gun fitted snugly inside, as if the box had been made for it. Perhaps it had. The muzzle was adjacent to a hole in the side. Around the hole there were smoke marks and the wood was charred, indicating that the gun had been discharged inside the box. According to ballistics, there was no doubt that the bullet that killed him came from the selfsame gun. The hole in the side was exactly the right size for the bullet to pass through.

It could only be the work of that mysterious gang of assassins known as The Men of Mist.

A man of mist had walked through the locked door. A hand of mist had reached inside the locked box to squeeze the trigger.

The victim was one Timothy Drayton-Park. He called himself an investigative journalist, and even had cards printed to that effect. But that was simply a way of dignifying his taste for poking his nose where it wasn’t welcome.

Perhaps it was a strange profession for someone with poor eyesight. Or maybe it was his short-sightedness that compelled him to peer so closely into things. A further irony: though he liked to shine “the full, bright beam of inquiry” into the lives of others, he preferred to live in a permanent chiaroscuro gloom in his own house. He kept the curtains closed during the day, and chose the weakest wattage for his light bulbs.

If one can be certain about anything regarding the Men of Mist, it is that they knew all this about him, and more. And so they were able to exploit his foibles in contriving the method of his dispatch.

We will never know who wanted him dead. Over the years, he had written exposés of many powerful individuals, and had therefore acquired the same number of powerful enemies. It could have been the High Court judge with the sexual fetish for wearing nappies and a baby grow; or the cabinet minister with a penchant for dogging in Alexandra Park; or the billionaire newspaper proprietor with connections to the underworld.

Come to think of it, it was probably the newspaper proprietor with connections to the underworld.

The Men of Mist counted on his curiosity, to pick up and examine the mysterious wooden box left on his desk. The accompanying card said only, “Be careful what you look into.” A red rag to a bull, you would have said, if you’d know Drayton-Park as well as the Men of Mist evidently did.

He would quickly work out that the box was locked. Unable to force the lock, he would peer into the hole on the side. No printed card was going to deter Timothy Drayton-Park.

As he lifted the box to his eye, he would feel an inexplicable tension, as if someone else had hold of it and was trying to pull it away from him.

How well they understood his psychology, the Men of Mist. He sensed a story in the box. A story that someone was trying to take away from him. Naturally he would pull even harder to hold onto the box and discover its secret.

Knowing his myopia and his fondness for dim lighting in his own home, they counted on him not seeing the fishing wire trailing from the box, out under the door.

One sharp tug from the unknown assassin at the other end of the line would be enough both to fire the gun and snap the fishing wire at a pre-weakened point, leaving only the loop that been  tied around the trigger.

The assassin could then reel in the wire and flee the scene.

We can never be sure that that is what really happened. But it seems to fit the evidence. Of course, it takes us no nearer to capturing Drayton-Park’s killer. But to do that, you would have to be capable of catching mist in a butterfly net.

 

 



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