Hello, if you’ve wandered here from I don’t know where.
If you were looking for something but didn’t find it, hello.
Or maybe you did. If so, hello. I’m glad you found what you were looking for.
Hello if you’ve ever read any of my books.
And if you haven’t. Hello to you too. There are a lot of books. You can’t read them all.
But maybe you’re thinking about it? Well, in that case, hello hello. Give it a go.
Hello to the lovers of mystery and history.
Of gaslit murders and bowler hatted detectives.
You’ve come to the right place.
Hello to old friends and new readers.
Hello to the curious and the intrigued.
Hello to the cat who wandered across a keyboard and accidentally opened this page.
Hello to the agent I wrote to who may be checking me out. I’d love to hear back from you, you know. Drop me a line. Say hello.
And to the publisher who’s had my book for over a year. You probably don’t remember me, but what the hell, hello.
Hello to the visitors from America, Portugal, Ireland, China, Turkey, Iraq, Singapore, Cambodia, Bangladesh, Chile…
I didn’t know I had so many readers around the world.
(I know you’re probably bots. But even so, hello.)

I am not a bot – promise! There are a lot out there though…
Haha, I know *you’re* not a bot, Susan! Btw, you’ve won an ebook of my next novel, which is indeed called Cover Story. It’s not out yet but I’ll be in touch when it is! Cheers, Roger.
I just heard about Cover Story. Colour me intrigued.
Hi Martin. Nice to hear!